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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
theneverendingdrums: robots-please: jordanjordanjordanjordan: 01012012: theneverendingdrums: stravaganza: the-ss-destiel: BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium no it’s vibranium you mean FREEDOMIUM Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium? No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup...
Jun 4th
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Click this link to ride an elevator to the bottom... →
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Helped pull a girl out of a burning car this...
sirenalley: Her name was Melissa, she was 23 and fell asleep at the wheel after taking Roxies. Broke her arm, busted her knee cap, and broke her nose after hitting a tree head on doing about 40 miles an hour.I don’t think I’ll ever forget her going into shock and staring at her car and just screaming, and thinking that the paramedics were choking her.And then she suddenly completely forgot the...
Jun 3rd
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Pretty much at a loss for words.
My girlfriend pulled a girl who was high on Oxycodone out of a burning car this morning. She was the only one who stopped until she already had the girl out and in a blanket.
Jun 3rd
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syrja: Like, I know we all wanna get mad at post-Nimrod Green Day for not being gross and snotty anymore, but, like, “Drain the pressure from the swelling” is the nastiest oral-surgery-as-ejaculation double entendre to ever, so I’m not even hearing it from y’all anymore.
Jun 2nd
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thestrangernextdoor: sweetlasers: hey i just met you and this is jay z but heres beyonce and blue their baby
Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
May 31st
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Cannibals Seeking Same: A Visit To The Online... →
nostrich: On the Café’s forums were men looking for men, men looking for women (the ideal: short, buxom, thin redheads) and women looking for men—very few posts, if any, were for women looking for women. There were people who wanted to be eaten and people who wanted to do the eating. There were stories, artwork and users seeking advice on the best to way to cook someone. “I am ready!”...
May 31st
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